Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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