do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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