Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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