I am midnight drunk by noon
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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