It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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