Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
