guys are not supposed to queef...right?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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