my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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