did you get engaged???
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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