break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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