i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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