the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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