: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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