just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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