if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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