I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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