Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
