Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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