"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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