Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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