It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
please don't ironically join a cult
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