They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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