i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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