gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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