What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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