does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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