I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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