i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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