I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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