Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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