No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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