He is such a slut. More and more my type.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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