i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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