The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
