I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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