The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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