we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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