i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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