im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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