So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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