Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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