Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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