Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
