what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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