when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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