And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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