yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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