Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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