I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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