Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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