She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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