Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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