Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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