i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
